Not only am I miles from my intended destination
But I have just discovered that Reaver thought it would be, in his deluded little mind, fun to bribe the captain. We have landed on some little isle in the middle of nowhere, there’s a volcano in the distance, monkey’s everywhere and the people around here seem to have little sense of propriety or clothing.
When I get back to Albion I think I’m going to have a few choice words.